I had a dream last night that I tried out and made the football team at Kennedy High School, in Granada Hills, California. There were three oddities about the dream of note:

1. I hate football.
2. I was nervous because I didn’t know how to put all of the padding on.
3. This guy that I work with (who has always reminded me of the coach of Rydell High) was the coach of the team.

Okay, Siggy-baby, she’s all yours!