• Thrones of Bones, and Other Problems with the Modern Toilet Seat

    26 Dec 2019 » 2 min read

    As I get older, certain changes become more noticeable. Take toilet lids, for example. Overnight, it seems that good, solid lids have been replaced by these flimsy plastic imposters. Sitting on them courts slapstick disaster. Where did all of the good, solid toilet lids go? I imagine some young, up-and-coming business school graduate at Kohler…

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  • Quiet Places

    23 Dec 2019 » 4 min read

    With all of the noise we are surrounded by every day, I have been thinking about quiet places. They seem hard to come by in metropolitan areas, but when I look hard enough, I can’t occasionally find them. I feel as if I should start a collection of them, listing them out carefully so that…

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  • Automobiles

    20 Dec 2019 » 4 min read

    I have owned four cars since turning sixteen and getting my drivers license. I got my first car, a used Ford Taurus, after graduating from college. Since then, I have bought three more cars, all of them new: a Saturn, which lasted me 14 years, a Kia Sorento, and most recently, a Kia Sedona. Each…

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  • Trains

    19 Dec 2019 » 4 min read

    Whenever I watch White Christmas, I am always entranced by the scenes that shows trains and train travel. One of my favorite E. B. White essays is “The Railroad,” published in 1960. Compared with air travel today, trains seem an ideal alternative. Of course, seeing trains in old movies and reading about them in essays…

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  • Planes

    18 Dec 2019 » 5 min read

    There is almost no experience I dread more these days than flying from one city to another. It isn’t out of a fear of flying. It is out of a deep sadness for the loss of what used to be a fun and exciting way to travel. Air travel has found its lowest common denominator…

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  • Honey, I Forgot the Kids

    16 Dec 2019 » 3 min read

    Because we both work, we have a routine for school drops-offs and pick-ups. Having five school days a week makes this routine unnecessarily complex, and I implore the schools to cut back to a four-day school week to allow us a somewhat less complicated routine. Our routine is this: Kelly handles drop-offs and pick-ups on…

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  • A Completely Ridiculous Amount of Homework for a Fifth-Grader

    14 Dec 2019 » 3 min read

    Tell me if this sounds normal for fifth grade: An average of 2-1/2 hours of homework and study each day–often including Saturdays and Sundays; Anywhere from 5-7 tests and quizzes per week. At first, I thought this was just a way to get the students back into the school year after summer. But we are…

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  • Not the Best Books of 2019

    13 Dec 2019 » 2 min read

    With less than 20 days remaining in the year, I debated writing my “best reads of 2019” post, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. This is not the best books of 2019. Best-of-the-year posts start as early as November, and it is a bitter disappointment to books born and read in the last…

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  • The Golden Age of Television

    12 Dec 2019 » 4 min read

    I keep reading that we are in a golden age of television. Given how little I watch television these days, I have no direct experience to speak from. I assume that what is meant by “golden age of television” is the programs. But as I wander through my house, I might be convinced otherwise. Somehow,…

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  • Little Irritations Breed Big Satisfactions

    11 Dec 2019 » 3 min read

    Little irritations breed big satisfactions. Not long ago I noticed that the hinges of the bathroom door squeaked when the door opened or closed. This was not a problem during the day. In the middle of the night, I always forgot about the squeak and when I heard it, I was certain it would awaken…

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