Esquire magazine has been featuring it’s sexiest woman alive for 2006 mystery articles. I know who it i-is! Anyone who knows me should be able to guess.

I’ve never really been gaga over beautiful actresses; often because I am too self-absorbed and dense to notice. However, two stand out in my mind: Grace Kelly, in “High Society”, circa 1956. And Scarlett Johansson. Something about her in “Lost in Translation”, but I don’t know exactly what it was. In any event, all of…