Esquire magazine has been featuring it’s sexiest woman alive for 2006 mystery articles. I know who it i-is! Anyone who knows me should be able to guess.
I’ve never really been gaga over beautiful actresses; often because I am too self-absorbed and dense to notice. However, two stand out in my mind:
Grace Kelly, in “High Society”, circa 1956.
And Scarlett Johansson. Something about her in “Lost in Translation”, but I don’t know exactly what it was.
In any event, all of this explains why when I heard about today’s new Vanity Fair cover, I just had to check it out. It has both Keira Knightly in their birthday suits!
This is all painfully embarassing to admit, you understand. Especially considering the fact that Grace Kelly was far older than me and Scarlett Johansson is far younger than me. But what can I do?