Dear Apple

17 Feb 2012 » 1 min read

Dear Apple,

I love you guys, but you must really curb your obsession with big cats. Mountain Lion? Really? Pickings are growing slim, eh?

Sincerely,

Jamie Todd Rubin

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6 responses to “Dear Apple”

  1. Reed

    I suggest the move onto something with a bit more diversity. Fish perhaps? Coming soon: OS X 10.9 Sword Fish

    1. If it’s diversity you seek, then insects would be the group of animals to pick from.

  2. John

    Come on Reed, you can’t follow up Lion with Swordfish. How about OS X 10.9 Mako

    1. Why doesn’t Apple just be perfectly honest and upfront and call it OS X 10.9 God.

  3. Ubuntu has had weird names for their releases, too. Alliterative AND animal based, and going to the next letter in the alphabet. Going backwards:

    Oneric Ocelot
    Natty Narwhal
    Maverick Meerkat
    Lucid Lynx

    Et cetera

  4. Jim Flannery

    To be fair, “mountain lion” is the first cat of the bunch that actually lives in the same county as 1 Infinite Loop …

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