Saturday humor: what comment spammers are saying about my blog

I get irritated when I browse the comment spam that Akismet deftly snags on my blog. I think to myself, come on, do you really think we’re that stupid? To excise the frustration, I thought I’d pretend to take these comments at face value and publish a few of them as if they were reviews of this blog. Here’s what we’ve got:

On a post about how we remember what we read:

Resources like the one you talked about right here shall be very helpful to me! I’ll post a link to this web page on my blog. I am sure my guests will find that very useful.

Or,

Awesome site you’ve got here. Looks like you really know your stuff. I’m glad I found this in my searches.I realy liked your angle that you have on the topic. Certainly wasn’t planning on this at the time I begun browsing for tips. Your ideas were totally [sic]

And because we all love an off-topic comment:

Hi! This is kind of off topic but I need some help from an established blog. Is it very hard to set up your own blog? I’m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty quick. I’m thinking about setting up my own but I’m not sure where to begin. Do [sic]

And I’ve got fans in other states, it would appear:

Greetings from Idaho! I’m bored to tears at work so I decided to browse your site on my iphone during lunch break. I really like the info you present here and can’t wait to take a look when I get home. I’m shocked at how fast your blog loaded on my phone .

Finally (I don’t want to bore you with too many), here’s one on the post for my Capclave schedule:

Awesome blog, it’s just like a game for me! It’s so infomative [sic] and usefull [sic], thanks a lot! If you post more of this great stuff, I’ll visit your blog again!

What are some of your funniest comment spam?