I’ve come up with an idea for an invention that will revolutionize business and allow me to retire rich and famous, and I’m posting it here to claim priority to it. My invention is this:

TiVO for Business Meetings

Can you imagine being able to pause live meetings? Or better yet, skip through them, or even attend them at your own convenience? This is just what everyone who attends meetings constantly (as it sometimes seems I do) needs!

In fact, I need it so badly, that I am willing to give up priorty on the invention to anyone who invents it, so long as I get a free copy to use at work.

All right, inventors, you have your orders. Now let’s see if you can deliver!